What movies have not aged well?
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
What do you like the most about black people?
From Russia With Love
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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